Do You Want Me To Become a Socialist Mr. Obama?

Karl Marx

If you want me to become a socialist, Mr. Obama, you will need to make a much better offer than what you’re offering.

You see….I believe that my work may one day provide me with the opportunity to live my life very well. If things go my way…the lives of all my family members and loved ones will change drastically for the better also.

Sooner rather than later I will become a multi-millionaire like you are at this time.

My children will attend the finest schools as your children are now able to do.

With some coaching and help by my wife and I, along with a solid education, my children will also have the opportunity to become millionaires later on in their own adult lives.

Please understand, Mr. Obama, that my family and I have these choices because of some very hard fought bloody wars which some of my ancestors died in.

Some were killed in order that we would have the right to build our own businesses, enjoy our land and the fruit of our own labor.

My relatives fought so that we might someday be able to become rich like you Mr. Obama. They were stabbed and shot to death so that future generations of their family might also get to become the President of The United States.

They believed that goal setting, education and hard work would eventually allow them to live the good life.

They did not believe in hard core socialism. They didn’t want the government to take care of them. They wanted to take care of themselves. They longed to build their own wealth and not have anybody tell them how they could use such wealth.

They also fought so nobody would have the right to take their wealth away from them and give it to somebody else especially after they had worked so hard for it in the first place.

So you see Mr. Obama….if you want to take my future wealth away from my family and I you will have to do much better than a botched health care plan or a token stimulus plan.

If you want me to become a socialist you will have to give me a pay out of approximately 20 million dollars because that is the minimum I plan on earning over the next 30 years. If you would like to make those installments monthly it would be a little cheaper on you because I would actually round down to $55,000.00 a month for the next thirty years instead of $55,555.56 a month. That’s a $199,800.00 in savings over the course of the entire thirty years.

How could you refuse such a large savings?!

Mr. Obama, if you wish for me to just become another lazy American who doesn’t feel the need to produce and only wants to know when my next check will be in the mail then you should seriously consider my offer.

Seriously………If you want me to become a socialist this is what it’s gonna take!

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